Vincent0323 发表于 2022-4-7 14:28   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话合集6

1.小王剪了个中分 变成了小全
2.A:你会学鸽子说话吗?B:在路上了
3.胃好疼,于是我问胃:「胃,你能不能别疼了?」胃回答我:「第一 我不叫胃 我叫楚雨荨」
4.有一天螃蟹出门 不小心撞倒了泥鳅泥鳅很生气地说:“你是不是瞎啊!”螃蟹说:“不是啊 我是螃蟹 ”
5.辽宁是中国最推崇ins风的地方“介银你ins不?”“ins”
6.吃着吃着停电了 我连忙扒了两口饭 突然灯亮了 我惊呼:莫非这就是传说中的扒拉拉能亮?
7.中枢神经对末梢神经说:“你坏死啦!”末梢神经对中枢神经说:“你麻痹 ”
8.小明和小红相约在后山碰头 后来他们都得了脑震荡
9.小刘怕什么?小刘怕忙为什么?因为别人会叫他小刘忙
10.金木水火土 谁的腿最长火腿长→火腿肠
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